August 4, 2013

My dearest,

We just came out from watching The Wolverine. The four of us are having fun with the various plot holes and absurdities. Like how Hugh Jackman takes every opportunity to be topless; could it be that difficult to keep a single shirt on for more than one scene?

And the villainess Viper and her propensity to hiss, spit and lick her nails before poking other folks with her saliva-slicked digits.

We spent the rest of the evening imitating her — Hiss, spit! Lick, lick, poke, poke. Basically making asses out of ourselves.

The silliest serpentine silly-billies out on a Saturday. What a lark!

Hiss, spit! Lick, lick, poke, poke.

Yours, ever and always.