June 30, 2012

My dearest,

Hey, wake up! Wake up, sleepyhead! You’ve had enough sleep, my beautiful birthday babe! Let’s clean up and get dressed and let’s us head out and have a big, big breakfast! It’s your name day again (which one I shall tactfully refrain from mentioning) and we have got to celebrate! (The only way we know how, by eating and eating, of course.) Wake up, wake up, you little sleepyhead. It’s your birthday and you don’t want to be late — there’s a whole day waiting for you to enjoy and to experience! What, it’s your birthday, you say, and you want to sleep in? You sloth, you little pig, but I guess it is your birthday. Oh well, I give up! Heck, I’ll join you in bed!

Yours, ever and always.