October 13, 2012

My dearest,

Try this, I say. You might like it. It will taste good. Probably.

But it’s okay if you don’t. I understand. Some people have allergies. Certain foods they dare not eat. Oh, did I say “dare not”? I meant “cannot”, really, I did.

So go on. Don’t try this. It’s really okay. I will think no less of you.

Probably.

Yours, ever and always.